Dear Evan Hansen,
It turns out this wasn’t an amazing day after all. This isn’t going to be an amazing review or even a nice one. Because why would it be?
Oh, I know. Because there are the writers. And all my hope is pinned on the fact that they understand how problematic their writing of you truly is. But maybe if they did, Maybe if I could just talk to them, then maybe… maybe nothing would be different at all.
I wish that everything was different. I wish that this was….never made. I wish that everything I said…. made people realize how problematic you are. I mean, face it: would anyone notice if this movie disappeared tomorrow?
Sincerely, your best and most dearest film critic, me.